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Dunzo Will Break Up With Your Partner On Your Behalf AND Get Your Stuff Back Too

Aakanksha posted on 14 February

Ten Second Takeaway

Ever wanted to just break up with your partner, but can’t actually be bothered to do it in person? Well, now you don’t have to! As harsh as it is, or as mean as it sounds, all you need to do is Dunzo it! City-based app, Dunzo {which you probably use for quick deliveries, to get yourself food from restaurants that don’t deliver or for odd jobs}, is being very helpful, albeit brutally, by offering the break up service this…err…Valentine’s Day.

To-Do: Break Up

All you need to do is ask make Break Up With My Partner as a task {as one does on a things-to-do list!} on the Dunzo app, and they’ll kindly send someone to the said address, give your soon-to-be ex the lowdown on the breakup, and the end. Oh, actually not the end. They’ll even get your stuff back for you. You just need to tell them what merch you want from your now former love, and they’ll make sure your worldly possessions come straight back to you. They’ll even take a photo of it all to check with you!

Sounds like just the thing to spread the cheer. NOT! Good luck dealing with your ex when they ACTUALLY have the courage to face you! We’re suspecting many resounding slaps will be the order of the day on February 15.

Download the app here.