O.Ma.Gad.
Okay, I’ll admit it. Delhi women are amazingly gorgeous. Like I could sit in the mall and stare at a Delhi woman for days {the only difference being that I’m a Mumbai guy and we stop at staring}. Delhi women have everything from good looks to great bodies to amazing b?r?a?i?n?s?. Did I mention good looks?
Now don’t get me wrong. I’m not saying all Delhi women are dumb but they are. {If you understand this contradiction then you’re not a dumb girl. Congrats}.
Also I do realise that there are going to be two reactions to the above statement:
1. Women will be like ‘NO WE ARE NOT DUMB. UR DUMB. FAGUT”
2. There will be a blog post written about me
But I’m speaking from experience, which I’ve probably not had enough of {Ladies?}
This is generally how most of my conversations with Delhi women go:
Me: Hey
Delhi Chick: Hi
Delhi Chicks Mind: OMG HE IS A CREEP. HE IS GOING TO DO SOMETHING.
Me: *stares*
Delhi Chick: *stares back*
Delhi Chicks Mind: *Just get into a taxi now*
I am joking, this is a completely exaggerated story. The majority of the girls I know refuse to take public transport.
But I do love Delhi and I love their women, while on the other hand…