Desperately Seeking Great Food? You’ll Never Feel Crabby At Bastian!

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What Makes It Awesome

I am not going to waste your time so let's just jump to the fact that I had a great time at Bastian. The food was clearly the nicest meal I've had in the longest time. Great food. Great drinks. Great crowd {hello cutie sitting by the door}.

Oh, Bastian, with big portions, nicer staff, and drinks sassier than Jennifer Lawrence, you are definitely my new favourite restaurant.

What Could Be Better?

My bank account, so I can afford more extravagant meals at this beautiful eatery.

Anything Else?

Skip lunch if you're heading there for dinner. And wear your loose pants. Always wear your loose pants!